Where’s My Personal Shopper?
After seeing Sarah Palin prance around in so much stylish, pricey-looking apparel, I wrongly assumed Alaska was so sort of fashion Mecca. But sorry, Alaska. It turns out that Palin’s $150K wardrobe...
View ArticleSteele-Buyers’ Remorse
It seems Republican National Committee members are having second, third, and fourth thoughts about having named Michael Steele to be Chairman of the RNC. And it’s not just his humiliating apology to...
View ArticleSteeley Plan For Health Care
Life would be ever so much easier, if only RNC Chairman Michael Steele had Barack Obama’s gig. For instance, we’d be able to solve our health care problems in a nanosecond: STEELE: So if it’s a cost...
View ArticleStupak Stupidity
The Republican National Committee, the wingnutty Focus on the Family, and both groups’ donors are abortion-loving baby killers. Yes, I was shocked too. But it’s true, if you follow the thought process...
View ArticleTesty Republicans
By now you’ve surely heard about the GOP’s proposed conservative “purity test,” a ten-point litmus test advocated by James Bopp Jr. and others to weed out party “undesirables.” Under this test...
View ArticleRun, Sarah, Run
Here’s a first: I actually agree with the Tea Party Nation. They think Sarah Palin should replace Michael Steele as RNC head, and so do I. Unfortunately, Sarah Palin’s nixed this idea, claiming that...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To The Immoderate Donald Trump
A Trump-moderated Republican debate? Even Karl Rove says it’s a terrible idea. Damn! Me — agreeing with Karl Rove. That’s seriously scary! Meanwhile, Mitt Romney did the classy thing, for once, adding...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Republican Panic
Newt Gingrich demolished Mitt in South Carolina. Newt’s surging in Florida. And Romney’s large national lead is collapsing. Needless to say, the Republican establishment is starting to panic: To the...
View ArticleReince Priebus — Etiquette Expert? (Limerick)
Republicans are feigning horror at the Ted Kennedy tribute video played at the Democratic National Convention. It seems using Teddy v. Mitt debate footage that makes Romney look pathetic, somehow...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Planned Ignorance
Limerick Ode To Planned Ignorance By Madeleine Begun Kane Planned ignorance, such is the scheme That conservatives love — what a dream: Withhold info that’s needed And ought to be heeded. That’s the...
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